shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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