Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Two words: blizzard sex
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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