she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
