Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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