On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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