...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
His nipple licking is glorious
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