found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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