He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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