Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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