When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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