: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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