my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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