"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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