Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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