He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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