Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
