somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I party with great urgency now.
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