you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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