At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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