You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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