he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
