I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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