Having a random hookup so left but love u
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's never too late to be topless.
How external is "for external use only"?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have aggressive nipples.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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