Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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