He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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