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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.

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(561): View more from Florida

new revelation: five guys for breakfast

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new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card

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(716): View more from New York

I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you

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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(207): View more from Maine

so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you

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(915): View more from Texas

when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up

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(614): View more from Ohio

I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.

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I'm Batman.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.

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