toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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