porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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