ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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