obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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