when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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