You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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