operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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