they need to just BURY HIM!
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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