Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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