i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Never underestimate the power of titties
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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