you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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