Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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