Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
