Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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