What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
