what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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