This is not my ceiling
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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