i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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