these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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