So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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