like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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