your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Drake has all the answers
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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