This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
