: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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