the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
how can u be prego again
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Randomize
