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He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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