I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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