One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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