No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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